I was minding my own business at work last week when my BlackBerry alerted me to a Facebook notification. That is not an unusual happening -- with applications growing exponentially and status comments, private messages and wall posts, I nearly always find my phone's LED light blinking at a frenetic pace.
This time, however, it was something wholly unexpected: "[The activist] thinks you should become a fan of [the activist]."
... uh, say what?
First of all, you created a fan club... for yourself? ... Seriously?*
Moreover, you date me, reject me, booty text me on Valentine's Day, pretend to ask for a second date, friend me, ignore me, and now you want me to join the masses in performing fellatio on your ego by publicly declaring myself a fan girl?
Hmm, a sound idea... but you know what? I got a better one:
*SRSLY -- who does that?!